Next on my itinerary was Melbourne, Victoria. Again, a city I’ve visited before. The one day trip I was really keen to do was the Great Ocean Road. This drive is one of the most famous scenic drives in the world. It starts from Torquay, a surf town around an hours drive from Melbourne, and finishes around 250km west near the city of Warrnambool. I did this as a day trip with Bunyip Tours and there are several other local operators. For those who have more time it’s worth hiring a car and staying in local B&Bs and guesthouses in the pretty coastal towns along the way. On reaching the end of the GOR many people continue on to South Australia to visit Kangaroo Island, Adelaide and the wine regions, otherwise there is the option to loop inland and take in the Grampians mountain range and the Goldfields region.
There’s also a lot of 19th century history associated with this route. Many European migrants travelled to Melbourne as their first jumping off point in Australia. The road itself is also known as the world’s largest war memorial, having been built by those who returned from, and dedicated to those who were killed in, World War I.
The day tour does make for a long day – 7am pickup to return approx. 8pm – but there are plenty of scenic stops. Our first one of the day was Lorne, an upmarket coastal town 90 minutes drive out of Melbourne. There is a wealth of accommodation here so a good stop-off for a self-driver. A good tip would also be to try and avoid Australian school holidays, especially over Christmas/January period which is the long summer break, as these towns become flooded with domestic tourists and holiday home owners. I was here off peak and there were still a fair number of people around!
Our second stop was at Kennett River, not the most exciting place, but all the day tours stopped here. I imagine the main reason is so that everyone gets to see a koala as this area is well known for being one of the best spots to see one in the wild.
Our lunch stop was at the Cape Otway lighthouse, the oldest surviving lighthouse on mainland Australia, its lamp having been first lit on 29th August 1848. Cape Otway was often the first sight of land for 19th century migrants from Europe after months at sea. The Bass Strait collides with the Southern Ocean at this point, making the waters particularly treacherous, and before the lighthouse was built the many shipwrecks led to hundreds of lives being lost.
The highlight of the Great Ocean Road is a sight of the Twelve Apostles (although there were only ever nine and now only eight after one of them collapsed in 2005). They are spectacular, a collection of limestone stacks formed by erosion. Due to the popularity of the site, there is a well-organised system of lookouts here and its possible to take a helicopter to get an aerial view. I’m not a fan of helicopters so I gave this a miss, but there were three or four in the air at any one time and the photos were worth it (prices were also very reasonable).
Our final stop of the day was at Loch Ard Gorge, just five minutes or so down the road from the Twelve Apostles. This spot is named for the Loch Ard, a clipper ship which ran aground in 1878 on its way from England to Melbourne. Of fifty four crew and passengers only two survived. It’s a beautiful spot with several walking trails and the beach you can see in the picture above. The perfect place to cap off a great day
Just a quick update on Sydney – as this was my fourth visit I didn’t really do a lot of touristy stuff even though I was there for a week. This trip was mainly for shopping, seeing family and catching up with an old friend.
I split my stay between two hotels – the Swissotel and the QT. Both hotels are 5* and located on Market Street, in the heart of the shopping, but they are very different hotels. One thing common to both: free wifi! There is a lack of free wifi available in Australia in general (even in Starbucks you need to ask for a code which allows you 60 mins access) so this is essential. Also, both hotels had minibars with reasonably priced drinks! I actually bought a bottle of water in a shop (admittedly right on Circular Quay) which cost more than the water in my room at the Swissotel. I chose to split my stay as each hotel had a deal on but not for my full stay so to get the best price it made sense. I would sum up each hotel like this:
Swissotel = large, corporate, full health club with spa, gym, pool and has everything you need
QT = boutique, trendy, great service, FREE in-room movies, great bathrooms
I did book one tour – the Kings Cross – Crime and Passion tour booked through Intrepid Urban Adventures. I hadn’t spent any time in Kings Cross on my previous visits and this tour was a great way of not only learning more about Sydney history but hearing stories of more recent crimes and local notorious characters. I had a great guide and would highly recommend this tour.
At the weekend I went to Watsons Bay with my cousin and his family. We drove as were coming from north of the city but I have visited before via the ferry which is a scenic way of getting there from the CBD. Most of the tourist hopper boats stop here as well. Next to where the ferry comes in is Doyles which is a famous seafood restaurant. It’s a pretty spot, very popular with weddings and there were a lot of families down there as it was such a nice day.
My highlight of the week was finally getting to a performance at the Sydney Opera House. Although I’ve done the tour of the building – twice – I have never quite timed my visits right to go to the opera. Thankfully there was a performance of The Pearlfishers on the Tuesday evening which I managed to get good seats for at a reasonable price. Of course, the building is incredible (and can be a bit tricky to navigate as there are several venues within it, a little like the National Theatre) and there is more leg room in the seats than the average London theatre. We were in C reserve seats (top are A), so middle of the road, but had a perfect view and once the auditorium doors had closed the ushers came round and let everyone know they could move up to any empty seats in a better position. As far as the opera itself, it was enjoyable with a great set and strong performances. Even as far as opera storylines go the plot is thin, with only one instantly recognisable duet, but the dramatic conclusion makes it worthwhile.
Next stop: Melbourne
From Brisbane (27°C at 8am) I flew to Hobart, Tasmania (13°C at 12pm). Despite the small size of the airport it was tricky to navigate due to renovations, but luckily my aunt Mary spotted me and called out as I walked past her. This was my first visit to Tasmania, and my first to see my aunt and uncle who I last saw when I was eleven or so. I had been slightly nervous to see them again after so long but I needn’t have worried. I received a warm welcome and, once we had met Sheila, my other aunt who had flown in from Sydney, we headed off to their house where I stayed for the next three nights.
As my stay was so short, and with so much catching up to do, I only saw Hobart. It was enough to encourage me to think seriously about revisiting Tasmania and seeing more of the island. The city is fairly small, less than 250,000 people living in the surrounding area. It has an older feel than many Australian cities, with many of its historic buildings having been preserved. For anyone interested in the history of the penal colonies of Australia this is a perfect place to visit.
The two dominant features of the city are Mount Wellington or Kunanyi (which had experience snow on the day of my arrival – in the height of summer!) and the Derwent River. We did drive up to the summit of Mount Wellington one afternoon where there is an enclosed lookout. The views were spectacular when the mist shifted, though it seemed to have a mind of its own, appearing and dissipating swiftly as we watched.
On my last day I had the chance to visit MONA (Museum of Old and New Art) with my uncle who is an artist himself. The building can be seen from afar and is impressive. We drove there but for tourists without a hire car there is a ferry departing from the city and also a bus service. Entry to the museum is $25 (free for locals) which wasn’t too bad considering it includes the current Gilbert and George retrospective which was certainly worth a look. Outside of that exhibition the museum is dark and eventually becomes a little disorienting but not boring. Any museum featuring Cloaca Professional (aka the poo-machine) could never be.
After a couple of days in Brisbane the heat started to get to me. Sitting out on the porch of an evening with a g&t or a cold beer is all very well but when you’re still sweating at ten o’clock at night it gets slightly less enjoyable. Walking anywhere in the daytime humidity takes it out of you so the idea of going hiking (well, a stroll really) in Lamington National Park was rather ambitious.
The drive down there was around ninety minutes of rock music and air con, with views out to the sea as we wound our way up the mountain to the Binna Burra section of the park. With no prior planning we took the first path we found which promised a cave within 2km. After around 20 minutes we were all drenched in perspiration, wary of the many spider webs and not that excited about a cave anyway. The highlight was stalking a wallaby down a hill until it had enough of us and hopped off. We gave up and turned back to the café next to the car park.
Disappointed in our half-hearted attempt we decided to find a waterfall. Google gave us directions to Killarney Glen which should be a beautiful area with a heart-shaped pool. Unfortunately after a 15 minute walk down a track to find the waterfalls we found sixty or so backpackers who had commandeered the falls, daring each other to jump from the top into the water below. We stayed for ten minutes or so but there was little chance of getting more than a token photo so we headed back to the car. Uphill. I have never been happier to see a car park in my life.
My last day in Brisbane was a chance to go into the CBD for the first time. I had arranged to meet two old work colleagues who returned to Aus last year. We had just over half an hour at lunch to swap 12 months’ worth of gossip but it’s always good to see old friends no matter how briefly.
After another day of extreme heat and humidity I was glad to check the Hobart weather and see that a more UK-like temperature was in store for the next leg of my trip…
I first visited Brisbane ten years or so ago. For two hours. I was on one of those 18-30s coach tours that attempt to see most of an entire continent in four weeks. Our tour manager told us that two hours was more than enough time and, since he himself was a Brisbanite, I saw no reason to doubt his superior knowledge.
My reason for going back now was to visit a good friend who moved out there last year. Kirsten met Joel in London and when his visa ran out there was nothing for it but to follow him back to Australia. Although a British citizen, she grew up in Johannesburg and so when she told me she hates Brisbane for the heat I was slightly concerned. And it was hot – 35°C and humid. I can see why she wants to move to Melbourne once she gets her visa situation sorted. She’s currently on a working holiday visa which has meant that she can’t get a permanent job due to the restrictions on it (unlike the equivalent visa that Aussies get when coming to the UK).
Arriving in the evening was a bonus. Every other time I’ve flown to Australia I’ve landed in the early morning with a long day ahead. Although I woke early (for me) for the first few days it was a lot easier to get over the jetlag this time. On my first proper day in Brisvegas we took it easy. Eating out for breakfast was slightly more leisurely than expected due to some excruciatingly slow service but I was happy to take it easy. The highlight of the weekend was still ahead: the All Stars rugby league game at the Suncorp Stadium – my first experience of rugby league in five visits to a country that treats league with the respect it deserves. For just $20 we had not only tickets to the game but free access to public transport for a couple of hours either side. Bearing in mind that the current exchange rate is around $2 to £1 this was an absolute bargain.
Before the match we headed to Fortitude Valley for drinks. At the Alpha Mosaic hotel we arrived in time for happy hour – $5 for a decent glass of wine! Then we moved on to Joel’s current favourite, a bar called Taps where you can pour your own craft beer. After a spot of people watching (there were a number of serious Aussie mullets walking by) we headed over to the stadium.
The All Stars game is a pre-season fixture featuring the Indigenous All Stars (a team representing Aboriginal Australians and Torres Strait Islanders) against the World All Stars (a team formed of international players chosen from the teams that play in the NRL (National Rugby League). It was a tight game which was won in the end by the World All Stars. As an exhibition game the crowd was decent at 37000. Afterwards we headed to the Caxton pub which I am assured is ‘legendary’ and a must-visit for pre or post-match drinks. It was definitely popular and it was only jetlag that enticed me to make it home before midnight.
I came to this book with great expectations. Longlisted for the Man Booker Prize 2014 for this, Mitchell’s sixth book, I was very aware of this author by reputation but had never actually read a novel of his. This early in the year it is a little premature to say it’s the best I’ve read in 2016, but the stakes have been raised. This is premium storytelling, unpretentious, clever and all-encompassing.
The Bone Clocks is the story of Holly Sykes, taking place over six decades of her life from the recent past and taking us on an exploration into the near future and what may lie ahead for all of us in terms of global events and catastrophe. There are various narrators through the timeline of the book, all visitors to Holly’s life and showing us her through different lenses. Mitchell’s genius is making us believe in these characters, whether they are on the side of good or evil. And there are those two sides: this is a clever illustration of how the bending of genre can work. The world in which events take place is clearly the very same that we live in but elements of fantasy are woven throughout, gently at first so that the reader will accept the full on Big Bad battle scene that occurs towards the end of the book.
To say that this is a complex novel is a huge understatement. As a novice writer, the idea of having so many characters taking their turn centre stage, each completely drawn and researched to the point that you’re sad to see them move on, is masterful. The amounts of research into these characters and their backgrounds, the humour (Crispin Hershey the washed up novelist resigned to giving talks in broom-cupboard like rooms at literary festivals was a favourite, mixed in with a brief horrific glimpse into a global apocalypse within our own lifetimes, I felt awed throughout. At just over six hundred pages this isn’t a short book but it’s easily read and, for me, quickly.
In short, this is a book that is complicated, but is easy to read, it’s funny and sad in turn. The stakes are high and the sacrifices great. I would recommend this to anyone looking for something different. If you want to read a book that will make you think without being overly intellectual and worthy, then The Bone Clocks is for you.
I heard so many good things about this play that I couldn’t not go and see it. January’s a pretty challenging month at the best of times and I thought a bit of humour would be welcome. As the name should suggest, this play is black humour at its best.
There is a short prologue to open Martin McDonagh’s play: our hangmen are attempting to carry out their role but the condemned man proclaims his innocence. No matter, he is swiftly dealt with and indeed hung in front of the audience, one of those moments that you brace for but still can’t help wince at.
Jump forward two years and our hangman antihero, Harry (David Morrissey) is working behind the bar of his Oldham pub. This is the setting for most of the rest of the play and brought back memories of my own barmaid days. There was always something incredibly sad about those men who arrive at the pub within minutes (or seconds) of the doors opening, but they all had stories to tell. For the most part, the laughs come thick and fast because it’s all so natural. The dialogue is perfect, the characters so true to life that I could pair each one with a bloke who used to come into the pub where I worked. You know that Harry is setting himself up for a spectacular fall (no pun intended) but even when stranger Mooney (Johnny Flynn) walks in you don’t quite realise at first how it all ties together.
The tension builds, Harry’s daughter goes missing and the audience become complicit in what becomes an incredibly grim finale. But even through the torture we all carried on laughing. How clever. It isn’t until on the train home or the next day that you think back on what you’ve seen. Once the jokes have been forgotten, the harsh truth is left behind.
There was only one aspect of this play that I thought misjudged. Although I was not alive in 1965 I am aware that racism was a lot more prevalent then, and likely there were words spoken in small grotty pubs full of middle-aged white men that would now only be said aloud in the company of the most right-wing EDL’ers. However, in a modern play, albeit one set in those times, it jars. Some reviews I have read defend it as a sign of the times, adding to the tone of the piece and cementing its setting. I disagree. For a start, if you mean to make your audience uncomfortable use the correct vernacular of the time. There’s no point talking about a ‘funny-looking black chap’ in the paper. We all know what word would have been used back then. Also these little anecdotes were randomly scattered, not adding to the narrative and in fact were more of a distraction. I thought it quite a clumsy way of introducing racism into a play without a character of colour or a thread of story to attach it too.
That said, the above does not detract from the fact that this is still a brilliant play and I highly encourage everyone to go and see it if in London. If not, then check local cinemas for the NT Live broadcast in March.
Hangmen is currently booking until 5th March 2016 (Showing in selected cinemas: NT Live 3rd March)